DLT is our host tonight and after he fools around with a mirror we have the chart rundown, and our number one is... Elton and Kiki! Will they be live tonight? The suspense is killing me.
Hot Chocolate - Heaven is in the back seat of my Cadillac
Hot Chocolate is always good value, though not that keen on this song of theirs though which is a bit of a repetitive funk stomp. Errol Brown has enough chains around his neck its like he is a prototype Mr T.
David Dundas - jeans on
David is back again, though it looks like a repeat of his previous performance with Ruby Flipper. David has a tiger in his tank, though i prefer BP.
5000 Volts - Doctor Kiss Kiss
DLT is sad that this song has stalled at number 8, i’m sad too for a related reason. Linda Kelly’s miming really does need work.
ABBA - dancing queen
ABBA are back with another modern classic. Music video not live performance though.
Bryan Ferry - the price of love
Another music video, is this MTV or something? Usual Bryan Ferry fare, decent tune and lots of beautiful girls.
DLT loves doors he is happy to inform us, and with that he introduces Ruby Flipperwho are here to interpret Wings’ “let ‘em in” through the medium of dance. Why doors? Well of course there are lots of doors opening and being knocked. Let ‘em in see? Genius isn’t it?
Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel - here comes the Sun
Another repeat as we have Steve and co.’s performance by a castle again. The BBC short of cash this week or something? Psychedelia, mod-ish strutting and bongo drums anyway in the most unholy mixture in the galaxy until i mixed Lidl German vodka and Irish cream.
Jesse Green - nice and slow
DLT says this tune comes to the charts via disco. Well you can dance to it though it has some flute and a guy in a cowboy hat playing guitar too. The 70s were great!
Twiggy - here i go again
Twiggy is back, looking lovely but her vocals are a bit suspect in this country rock or folky song. A bit shrill at times. Overall though its a pretty decent song.
Elton John & Kiki Dee - don’t go breaking my heart
You have got to love Elton, at number 1 for what seems 30 weeks and he still hasn’t turned up to play this live. So the usual video. TTFN!