Jimmy Saville in orange is our host tonight, ABBA are number 1, will we see them live in the studio? Well maybe, more chance of seeing them than Elton and Kiki Dee anyway but more on that later...
Eddie & the Hotrods - get out of Denver
Might not be 100% on that title, i find it difficult to understand what
Jimmy says sometimes. Anyway this is good old fashioned pub rock and
roll and its glorious! Some of the audience are actually moving to the
music too. Its a super high energy rock and roll thrash, proto-punk in a
way. Tonight can only go downhill.
Twiggy - here i go again
The ex-model is back with her country hit, this time she is a studio and not 100% sure where the camera is.
The Wurzels - i'm a cider drinker
More country yokel novelty nonsense, having established people from the
countryside are slow and obsessed with land and incest in their first
hit this time we also find out they are alcoholics too. This steals the
familiar tune from "Una Paloma Blanca" which is always a good idea when
you want to extend your unwelcome stay as a novelty act...
Jimmy is surrounded by sailors and he introduces Ruby Flipper, who are only here once this week to perform Lou Rawl's "you'll never find another love like mine" with a vaguely Spanish air to their dancing frolics.
Cliff Richard - i can't ask for anything more than you babe
High pitched low jinks, the Producers play around with some SFX though
and we get multiple Cliffs on screen at the same time. Some people may
want more than one Cliff Richard. I don't.
Bay City Rollers - i only wanna be with you
In time honoured tradition the boy band delight the girlies with a retro cover which is pretty awful but oddly passable.
Kiki Dee - loving and free
What? Kiki Dee is here? But not with Elton this is a solo song. She sits
and sings a decent country tune. A fibre optic light features, perhaps
it was new and funky back then, nowadays pound shop fodder.
Manfred Mann's Earth Band - blinded by the light
I'm happy to see this prog psychedelia make the charts, this is a repeat of their earlier TOTP performance though.
ABBA - dancing queen
Well ABBA arn't here live in the studio alas, its a stage performance
somewhere and they are all dressed in blue. Jimmy interrupts half-way
through as they are apparently out of time so the number 1 hit play us