Thursday, October 20, 2011
Dave Lee Travis brings us the hottest sounds in between eating something in a no doubt unrehersed and hilarious segment. ABBA are still number 1 but we start with a bit of rock. And not any ordinary rock...
Can - i want more
The SFX come out to play for this catchy bit of krautrock with Can's biggest (and only) UK hit, though some of the audience members look bemused and bored as usual. But he uses a violin bow to play his guitar! Its krautrock! Its awesome! Truly a highpoint in TOTP history though i may be in the minority with that opinion.
DLT is still eating. Hilarious.
Randy Edelman - uptown, uptempo woman
Hairy man playing piano, hooray! It has lots of pretty high piano notes and an appealing American accent to the vocals, that was an easy win back in the 1970s but i am a harder man to please.
Sherbet - howzat
Man in blue suit who seems to have lost his shirt. This has an appealingly slinky dirty melody to it but of course this song has been ruined by being used in limited over cricket matches when a wicket falls.
DLT has cream all over his beard and nose. Hilarious.
Ruby Flipper are here to do "the best disco in town" by the Ritchie Family, well a disco tune is easy for them to do as they don't really have to try anything too adventurous with the choreography. Its still a formless mess though. Ruby Flipper remind me of a group of work colleagues who practice a dance routine for an away day task from their usual job in marketing.
DLT has a box of chocolates but who cares because now its time for...
Tina Charles - dance little lady dance
I got to say i love Tina though she seems to be wearing the curtains we had in our living room in 1976. So thats where they went. Its a nice song though though its lyrics seem designed to appeal to 3 year olds.
DLT has a chicken leg.
Jesse Green - nice and slow
Funky soul with flute and a guitarist in a cowboy hat. The audience seem to prefer it to Can though. I hate them.
DLT has a full dinner. Have we finally reached the punchline of this joke?
Demis Roussos - when forever has gone
Brian Blessed's warbling younger brother is here to croon for you, wearing some kind of hideous purple tent. His song quickly descends into what sounds uncannily like a semi-drunken singsong on the last night of a package holiday to the Med. No doubt this was central to his appeal.
DLT is now dressed like Demis and has a similar robe and calls him over to share his wine. I get the feeling this entire theme of eating was just so DLT could make a lame joke about BBC wine to Demis who looks suitably bemused.
ABBA - dancing queen
Different video this time. Yay!