Jimmy Saville is our host and he is wearing a kilt! If you can get past that you can get past anything. Elton and Kiki are still at number one but will they be live in the studio?
Slik - the kid’s a punk
Slik start the show with their poseur retro rock. Its all quiffs, US college jackets and rock’n’roll riffs. Its not terrible but maybe not that good either.
David Dundas - jeans on
Ruby Flipper are here to perform with David Dundas, don’t forget he had Hot Gossip last time. Does he feel lonely on stage or something and thus feels the need to have fit young people gyrate their fit young bodies nearby? We understand David we really do.
Billy Jo Spears - what i’ve got in mind
Country music often broke into the British charts regularly even as late as the 1970s as may be forgotten nowadays. Billy Jo Spears is of course a legend though this isn’t her best song. A performance somewhere else, probably in Nashville.
Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel - here comes the Sun
In front of a castle Steve Harley and band perform this George Harrison cover, its been given a bit of a proto-punk feel along with ...er... bongos. Its all wonderfully weird.
Did Saville explain why he is in a kilt?
Ruby Flipper are working hard tonight, they are back to perform KC & the Sunshine Band’s “shake your booty”. Very disco in futuristic silvery outfits. Like if they had song & dance routines in Blakes 7.
Dorothy Moore - misty blue
A repeat of her performance in front of a giant dressing room mirror.
Billy Ocean - love on delivery
Its fine just a bit formulaic and forgettable. Seems we have a lot of songs on tonight which have been on before.
Twiggy - here i go again
Yes the model, years before the M&S adverts of course. Twiggy is best known as being a model for good reason, as her singing isn’t that good to be honest. Mind you if she was around now she would probably win the likes of X Factor easily.
Elton John & Kiki Dee - don’t go breaking my heart
No they didn’t make it to the Top Of The Pops studio, maybe next week eh?